July 2009
1 post
Charlie Brooker now has a panel show. On Channel...
It feels like something that HAFA should comment on, but… I don’t know, it kind of speaks for itself, doesn’t it.
May 2009
10 posts
Back to people who really don't understand... →
This blog may actually be some sort of ubermeta injoke, but I think it’s just a guy who works for a living in PC repairs meeting a couple of guys who do Mac repairs, and deciding these people are “hipsters”.
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what ru all doing today?
2:57 AM May 8th from twhirl
Discuss.
pedro said…
shes unique only by the fact that shes so young and is in the whole “the internet raised me” generation. look bol i love this bitch as much as the next nerd on the internet but she is just another cock sucker when it comes to her ya know “personality” shes aint smart she aint funny shes just so damn cute lookin when trying to discuss Nietzsche or...
“they try so hard to be different but they just do whatever the NME tells them to”
– >=(
Just looks like a fat Dutch girl.
Field report
We were quite literally at the Old Blue Last on Saturday, and it gave good claim to this website’s title: the bar was 50/50 split between hipsters and lesbians (her with the tache from Le Tigre was playing, her songs contain the word “fuck” for no reason a lot). The hipsters had interesting and challenging clothing choices. The lesbians were dressed like either a) raped...
April 2009
12 posts
The kind of magic that hipsters adore →
Was the title given to this article in the ever-essential thelondonpaper, delusionally under the belief that apparently what hipsters really enjoy going to see is unrelenting faggotry in a top hat or, and I quote, “the Bridget Jones of magic, mixing dating gossip and magic”. Well done on catching the repeated word their, subs. Just chalk another one up to the “I have no idea what...
“i fucking hate hipsters so much.
i didnt even know. i didnt even KNOW. but i...”
– Part 2 of probably a lot.
Further inquiry didn’t shed much light on which haircuts don’t qualify for “fashion mullet” status, so seriously, fuck this guff.
Like lacklustre parodies of ca. 2005 Daily Mail... →
Before you ask, no, there’s no “Yes” and “No” tickboxes, and this isn’t a game. You’re not supposed to be spotting the hipsters in the reams of photos of garden-variety indie kids, people with slightly not-totally-shit hair and fancy dress costumes. I was surprised too.
Stop pretending there were hipsters in your...
Nobody was actually born in London or Brighton, we just all moved there when we realised our degrees were useless and we’d have to earn a fucking wage like everyone else.
http://twitter.com/Twit_Opera →
OG hipster icon and the only one-eyed Scot less popular than Gordon Brown, Momus, is now boying up Twitter.
Long post, yet important →
“hipsters:
wear skinny jeans
hate everything
listen to wolves in the throne...”
– Part 1 in our ongoing quest to ask people who hate hipsters for being fucking awesome to ask them why they hate hipsters, and then we laugh at their inane fucking answers.
