Hipsters Are Fucking Awesome

You hate Vice Magazine, because you need it.  If it weren’t for Vice, you wouldn’t know this was cool.  You wouldn’t even know HOW TO KNOW that this was cool.  Vice built for you new synapses, and it didn’t cost you more than your so-called dignity and maybe feeling obliged to buy something in your local indie store next time you go in maybe.  

Vice be praised.

You hate Vice Magazine, because you need it. If it weren’t for Vice, you wouldn’t know this was cool. You wouldn’t even know HOW TO KNOW that this was cool. Vice built for you new synapses, and it didn’t cost you more than your so-called dignity and maybe feeling obliged to buy something in your local indie store next time you go in maybe. Vice be praised.