Hipsters Are Fucking Awesome

Field report

We were quite literally at the Old Blue Last on Saturday, and it gave good claim to this website’s title: the bar was 50/50 split between hipsters and lesbians (her with the tache from Le Tigre was playing, her songs contain the word “fuck” for no reason a lot). The hipsters had interesting and challenging clothing choices. The lesbians were dressed like either a) raped librarians or b) 15-year-old boys on their way to a John Cena autograph signing.